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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Akiva Lane
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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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