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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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