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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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