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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Akiva Lane
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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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