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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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