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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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