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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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