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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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