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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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