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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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