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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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