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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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