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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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