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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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