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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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