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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Yisro Whale

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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