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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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