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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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A square not.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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