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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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