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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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