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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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