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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Akiva Lane
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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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