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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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