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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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