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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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