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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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