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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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