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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What was it like when so many fishermen cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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