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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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