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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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