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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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