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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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