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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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