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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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