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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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