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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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