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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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