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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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