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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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