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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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A paradigm.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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A son of a gun.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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