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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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