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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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