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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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