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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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