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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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