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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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