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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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