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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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