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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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