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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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