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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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