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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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