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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Shane Ronay
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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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