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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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