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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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