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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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