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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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