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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is this?

A square not.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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