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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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