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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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