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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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