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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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