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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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