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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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