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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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