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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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