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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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