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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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