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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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