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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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