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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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