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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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