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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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