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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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