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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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