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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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