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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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