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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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