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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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