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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What did Beth say when she looked out the window on a winter morning?

I see icy.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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