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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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