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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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