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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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