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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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