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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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