Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

1663
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

1263
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

507
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

3060
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

2337
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

334
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

775
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

284
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

60
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

2829
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

2023
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

2670