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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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