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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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