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Akiva Lane
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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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