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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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